Smart Ar*e Answer of the Year Awards
In 6th place
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my choices?" the man asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
07/10/2008
Things You Don''t Want To Hear During Surgery
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor and tell him to bring a mop.
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, what's that?
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