Long Jokes

Computer Tech Support

This should make you feel better about your computer skills! 

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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

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Does Santa Exist? The Scientific Approach

1. No known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.)

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The Atheist and the Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created.

What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals, he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging toward him.

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Sydney Radio - This Is A Corker

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

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Terry Pratchett Quotes

Terence David John Pratchett, OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English [2] fantasy, science fiction, and children's author. He is best known for his popular and long-running Discworld series of comic fantasy novels.
Pratchett was the UK's best-selling author of the 1990s,[4][5] and as of December 2007 has sold more than 55 million books worldwide,[6] with translations made in 33 languages.

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Douglas Adams Quotes

Douglas Noël Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author, comic radio dramatist, radical atheist and musician. He is best known as the author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

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Things You Don''t Want To Hear During Surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor and tell him to bring a mop.

Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, what's that?

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Simple Problem?

Try to solve this problem.......

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