Short Jokes

New Boots!

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to New Mexico.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

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News Item

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. 

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Snow joke!

Two snowmen walking down the road.... 

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World Origami Championships

Setanta has just won the rights to broadcast the World Origami Championships...

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Questions NOT to ask at the job interview

Questions NOT to ask at the job interview:

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A man walked into a bar and starting hearing voices behind him saying
"Oh,dosn't that coloured Jacket suit him",
"Oh he's so handsome."

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Hungry Lion

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter.

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I Can't Feel My Legs

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!”

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Whats ET Short For?

Whats ET short for?

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