The Atheist and the Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created.
What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals, he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging toward him.
[ more... ]Feeding Time At The Zoo
A zookeeper starts work at his new job on a Friday to break him into things before a fresh week. For his first duty he is sent to clear out the aviary.
[ more... ]Dicks Parrot
Dick received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive..Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
[ more... ]Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter.
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